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    What are the weirdest things that your partner told you during sex? Mine would be "I murdered our future son or daughter" after cumming on my titties.

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    He stared on my pussy and yelled "Oh! I am going to enter the hole of pleasure".

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    • sweetlove
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      This happened to me too, he said that my pussy was the way to wonderland.

  • #3
    During sex, I accidentally my boyfriend this "swim deeper into my pussy" instead of saying "go deeper".

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    • PussyGalore
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      I think that is not weird. Lol

  • #4
    I don't blame him considering that he was a virgin when we did it. He asked me which hole he would be using

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    • NaughtyNCute
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      Well, that's acceptable.

    • CalmTits
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      He should try all the holes, instead.

  • #5
    She whispered "I want your fist inside me afterwards" Made me pull out and ask her to repeat what she just said

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    • JazzPer
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      That means, he is not satisfied with your dick bro.

    • ThristyMisty
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      Did you do put your fist inside her, though?

  • #6
    She growled "fuck me" as she was about to orgasm. It felt like I fucked the vocalist of Pantera or Slipknot because of it lol

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    • 4never
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      Are you sure she was not possessed at that time? lol

    • AmethystRockStar
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      Why do you have to mention those bands? You could have just said that she sounded possessed when she said "fuck me"

  • #7
    He asked me this "Can you sing while I'm cumming on your titties." Needles to say, I did not.

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    • MarlaZinger
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      This is hilarious, if this happens to me, it would be a mood killer.

    • ChokeMe
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      TittyTassle what was the song that you have to sing?

  • #8
    Originally posted by PurpleElla View Post
    What are the weirdest things that your partner told you during sex? Mine would be "I murdered our future son or daughter" after cumming on my titties.
    Wow! that's really dark. lol

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    • partyhard6
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      Dark and creepy at the same time.

    • Brittney01
      Brittney01 commented
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      partyhard6 Pretty dark right?
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