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  • What's the funniest lie you've ever told in a dating site

    C'mon. It'll be a secret

  • #2
    My very first experience on a dating site is when I was 15. This man he's like 26 or something he asked me how old I was. I told him I was old enough to even have the app lol. I was 15 and just turned 15. not even like aged 15. I was baby 15.

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    • ThristyMisty
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      Lol. You got me at baby 15 'cause I'm baby face as well

    • GoldieSnitch
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      Oh baby girl. lol

  • #3
    One time, I convinced this guy that I cook marijuana leaves in olive oil, season it with garlic salt, and then eat it to get high. He genuinely believed me and asked me to make it for him some time.

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    • ThristyMisty
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      Nope we ended up a few weeks later so I wasn't able to cook it for him

    • GoldieSnitch
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      damn, i would have loved to see that

    • ThristyMisty
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      If you want, you can just try and cook it yourself GoldieSnitch

  • #4
    I told every guy I matched that I have a wooden peg legs lol

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    • PussyGalore
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      Were you afraid for my own sake? GoldieSnitch

    • GoldieSnitch
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      Yes I was, that also scares me.

    • PussyGalore
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      I think that the guy is the one that you have to worry about if I really have wooden peg legs

  • #5
    Once my friend and I both matched with the same guy on tinder and he was messaging us both at the same time. We told he we wanted a 3 some and have him the address of some random Halloween party neither of us were at. That's what he gets for messing us

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    • TittyTassle
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      Did he tried to contact the both of you while he was at the party?

    • ChokeMe
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      Yeah he was calling us and asking where we are

  • #6
    One time this guy wouldn’t stop messaging me and kept asking me to get food so I️ replied with “Sorry! I️ don’t actually eat!!” He never messaged me again. Boy bye! lol

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    • AmethystRockStar
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      You would be more interested in me if I swing both ways?

    • GoldieSnitch
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      That was blunt, he might think you're an alien.

    • AmethystRockStar
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      That is just to shoo people away.

  • #7
    When an annoying chic keeps on bombarding me messages and still asks for my phone number, I would send them my dad's ex wife's number. lol

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    • LowBlowJojo
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      My dad's ex wife did some horrible things with my dad.

    • GoldieSnitch
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      Would you mind to share what did she do?

    • LowBlowJojo
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      She cheated and got so much money from my dad.

  • #8
    For a while I put in my profile that I met the Rock. I have not actually met him, I just made up random stories whenever anyone asked about it. It was a good convo starter and I didn’t want to be like every other boring profile out there.

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    • MarcyPlayground
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      Hahahhaha. A little bit too pretentious there huh

    • JazzPer
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      At least I only mentioned that I met him and didn't tell everybody that I'm close buddies with him

  • #9
    Every time a guy messages me with "I will fuck you so hard" and the likes, I will say that, that was the exact words my dad said to me. Of course I'm lying about that. But it helps me get rid of pervs. lol

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    • MarcyPlayground
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      good one, that's really creepy

    • AbsTrack
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      So most of them believe you??

    • MarlaZinger
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      Most of them

  • #10
    If I don't like the guy, I will tell him about the hairs that I grow in my chest and back. lol

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    • RopeShow
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      No! of course not, that's just to fend them off

    • GoldieSnitch
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      This is kinda scary though, but I bet its effective to shoo them away. lol

    • RopeShow
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      it's extremely effective! I get the occasional 'eww, gross" but most of them would just stop talking to me

  • #11
    A year ago, i was on another dating site and said i was single

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    • CalmTits
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      lol i did that on plenty of dating sites

    • AbsTrack
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      Lol. Damn you're strong

    • CalmTits
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      Yeah. But that was before

  • #12
    looking for...

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    • AbsTrack
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      lol! so true

    • CalmTits
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      Did you wrote some of these too?

  • #13
    I was trolling once and I put "Lonely Virgin" you don't know the ridiculous amount of messages i got

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    • MarcyPlayground
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      Yea yeah. Thanks guys lol

    • GoldieSnitch
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      So did you have sex with any of those guys?

    • MarcyPlayground
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      nah, of course, like i said i was just trolling

  • #14
    That I'm a rich prince from South Africa or something lol

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    • GoldieSnitch
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      just wondering, what kinda responses did you get?

    • MarcyPlayground
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      I bet most of them got confused. lol

    • MonStar
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      Yeah they got really confuse, Its like finally a white African prince. lol

  • #15
    I said I like out door activities and I don't even know why I said that. Was just looking for fun though, but all i really want is to stay at home.

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