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  • What's the funniest lie you've ever told in a dating site

    C'mon. It'll be a secret

  • #2
    My very first experience on a dating site is when I was 15. This man he's like 26 or something he asked me how old I was. I told him I was old enough to even have the app lol. I was 15 and just turned 15. not even like aged 15. I was baby 15.

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    • ThristyMisty
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      Lol. You got me at baby 15 'cause I'm baby face as well

  • #3
    One time, I convinced this guy that I cook marijuana leaves in olive oil, season it with garlic salt, and then eat it to get high. He genuinely believed me and asked me to make it for him some time.

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    • #4
      I told every guy I matched that I have a wooden peg legs lol

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      • StickyDickie
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        Why would you do such a thing? Hope that you don't really have pegged legs lol

      • PussyGalore
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        No I don't lol

      • StickyDickie
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        Good then. Soooooo, What's up?

    • #5
      Once my friend and I both matched with the same guy on tinder and he was messaging us both at the same time. We told he we wanted a 3 some and have him the address of some random Halloween party neither of us were at. That's what he gets for messing us

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      • #6
        One time this guy wouldn’t stop messaging me and kept asking me to get food so I️ replied with “Sorry! I️ don’t actually eat!!” He never messaged me again. Boy bye! lol

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        • ChokeMe
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          So you go both ways?

      • #7
        When an annoying chic keeps on bombarding me messages and still asks for my phone number, I would send them my dad's ex wife's number. lol

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        • GoldieSnitch
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          Are you sure that it is a girl and not a guy who's sending you those messages?

      • #8
        For a while I put in my profile that I met the Rock. I have not actually met him, I just made up random stories whenever anyone asked about it. It was a good convo starter and I didn’t want to be like every other boring profile out there.

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        • MarcyPlayground
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          Hahahhaha. A little bit too pretentious there huh

        • JazzPer
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          At least I only mentioned that I met him and didn't tell everybody that I'm close buddies with him

      • #9
        Every time a guy messages me with "I will fuck you so hard" and the likes, I will say that, that was the exact words my dad said to me. Of course I'm lying about that. But it helps me get rid of pervs. lol

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        • MarcyPlayground
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          good one, that's really creepy

        • AbsTrack
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          So most of them believe you??

        • MarlaZinger
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          Most of them

      • #10
        If I don't like the guy, I will tell him about the hairs that I grow in my chest and back. lol

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        • MarcyPlayground
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          but the real question is

        • RopeShow
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          No! of course not, that's just to fend them off

      • #11
        A year ago, i was on another dating site and said i was single

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        • CalmTits
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          lol i did that on plenty of dating sites

        • AbsTrack
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          Lol. Damn you're strong

        • CalmTits
          CalmTits commented
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          Yeah. But that was before

      • #12
        looking for...

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        • AbsTrack
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          lol! so true

      • #13
        I was trolling once and I put "Lonely Virgin" you don't know the ridiculous amount of messages i got

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        • CalmTits
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          Damn, maybe i'll try that sometime

        • AbsTrack
          AbsTrack commented
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          Hahahhaha That's smart!

        • MarcyPlayground
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          Yea yeah. Thanks guys lol

      • #14
        That I'm a rich prince from South Africa or something lol

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        • RopeShow
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          So you're the one who's been sending those chain emails as well? Lol
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